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E3 To Be Dominated By Short People

05/21/2009 Written by Kyle P.

A recent Los Angeles Craigslist ad is seeking two, outgoing, short people to “run a muck” for a promotion, during this years E3.

The ad specifies that all interested parties must not be shy, be under 4’2″ in height, and be able to run around in a costume all day. The company involved is willing to shell out $80/hour. So, whatever the company wants to promote, must be good.

2 very outgoing people under 4’0-4’2 needed to dress in costume and run a muck during an outdoor promotion in LA. You CANNOT be shy. You will need to work all days and times.

Dates: 6/1- 6/4

Times: 11am-5pm

Location: E3 Expo

Pay: $80/hr

If you are available please send an email with the following:

-Full name

-Contact number

-Full availability

-Height

-3 Work References

-2 photos, including at least 1 full length

[Craiglist Ad]






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10 Responses to “E3 To Be Dominated By Short People”

  1. Dan Massi says:

    $80 an hour? For all day? Wow! xD

  2. SolidCake_ says:

    Craigslist in LA, looking for little people to get crazy? Make sure it’s not a porno.

  3. GunaK says:

    lol short people get the love now.

  4. ZemaOner says:

    I wish I was short now.

  5. Brent says:

    $80 an hour is well worth the criticism and humiliation!

  6. Dang, I’m 5’10″… :( $80 an hour would even cover my cost to get there LoL

  7. Funny games short people could promo (that will be at E3 09):
    – The Bigs 2, 2K Sports
    – Toy Story Mania, Disney Interactive (Wii)
    – PixelJunk Monsters, Q-Games (PSP)
    – LEGO Rock Band, Warner Bros. Interactive

    Or if the Kojima announcement is MGS Portable Ops 2, if these guys were running around as mini Solid Snake or mini Raiden.

  8. 6 hours x 4 days x $80.00 USD = $1,920.00 USD

  9. Sneeches says:

    that’s just fucken creepy!!!!

    PS: Can I have one of them for a pet?

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