E3 To Be Dominated By Short People
A recent Los Angeles Craigslist ad is seeking two, outgoing, short people to “run a muck” for a promotion, during this years E3.
The ad specifies that all interested parties must not be shy, be under 4′2″ in height, and be able to run around in a costume all day. The company involved is willing to shell out $80/hour. So, whatever the company wants to promote, must be good.
2 very outgoing people under 4′0-4′2 needed to dress in costume and run a muck during an outdoor promotion in LA. You CANNOT be shy. You will need to work all days and times.
Dates: 6/1- 6/4
Times: 11am-5pm
Location: E3 Expo
Pay: $80/hr
If you are available please send an email with the following:
-Full name
-Contact number
-Full availability
-Height
-3 Work References
-2 photos, including at least 1 full length
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May 21st, 2009 at 7:28 PM
$80 an hour? For all day? Wow! xD
May 21st, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Craigslist in LA, looking for little people to get crazy? Make sure it’s not a porno.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:06 PM
lol short people get the love now.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:51 PM
I wish I was short now.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:56 PM
$80 an hour is well worth the criticism and humiliation!
May 21st, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Dang, I’m 5′10″…
$80 an hour would even cover my cost to get there LoL
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 AM
Funny games short people could promo (that will be at E3 09):
– The Bigs 2, 2K Sports
– Toy Story Mania, Disney Interactive (Wii)
– PixelJunk Monsters, Q-Games (PSP)
– LEGO Rock Band, Warner Bros. Interactive
Or if the Kojima announcement is MGS Portable Ops 2, if these guys were running around as mini Solid Snake or mini Raiden.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:59 AM
6 hours x 4 days x $80.00 USD = $1,920.00 USD
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 AM
that’s just fucken creepy!!!!
PS: Can I have one of them for a pet?
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:43 PM
That is some bank!