E3 To Be Dominated By Short People
A recent Los Angeles Craigslist ad is seeking two, outgoing, short people to “run a muck” for a promotion, during this years E3.
The ad specifies that all interested parties must not be shy, be under 4’2″ in height, and be able to run around in a costume all day. The company involved is willing to shell out $80/hour. So, whatever the company wants to promote, must be good.
2 very outgoing people under 4’0-4’2 needed to dress in costume and run a muck during an outdoor promotion in LA. You CANNOT be shy. You will need to work all days and times.
Dates: 6/1- 6/4
Times: 11am-5pm
Location: E3 Expo
Pay: $80/hr
If you are available please send an email with the following:
-Full name
-Contact number
-Full availability
-Height
-3 Work References
-2 photos, including at least 1 full length
10 Responses to “E3 To Be Dominated By Short People”
$80 an hour? For all day? Wow! xD
Craigslist in LA, looking for little people to get crazy? Make sure it’s not a porno.
lol short people get the love now.
I wish I was short now.
$80 an hour is well worth the criticism and humiliation!
Dang, I’m 5’10″…
$80 an hour would even cover my cost to get there LoL
Funny games short people could promo (that will be at E3 09):
– The Bigs 2, 2K Sports
– Toy Story Mania, Disney Interactive (Wii)
– PixelJunk Monsters, Q-Games (PSP)
– LEGO Rock Band, Warner Bros. Interactive
Or if the Kojima announcement is MGS Portable Ops 2, if these guys were running around as mini Solid Snake or mini Raiden.
6 hours x 4 days x $80.00 USD = $1,920.00 USD
that’s just fucken creepy!!!!
PS: Can I have one of them for a pet?
That is some bank!