Kane + Lynch + Dog + Asian Restaurant = Viral
Ready for another round of carnage?
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men was released back in 2007 to moderate reception. Publisher Eidos believes the series has enough merit to warrant a sequel, Kane & Lynch: Dog Days. A video recently surfaced that appears to be a weird viral, and is almost beyond description.
Beating on a dog. Get it?
It appears to be video footage taken by an Asian restaurant’s security camera, and features two naked (censored) men being chased by a dog and presumably police. One of the men who looks a lot like Lynch falls over and almost gets taken out by the dog, but the second man beats the dog off him and they begin running again. It really is very bizarre, but it is not hard to believe that a video like this is for a game like Kane & Lynch.
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14 Responses to “Kane + Lynch + Dog + Asian Restaurant = Viral”
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November 9th, 2009 at 7:17 AM
Kane and lynch are in love with each other? It was so obvious now that you see it, hopefully there won’t be a hot coffee like patch where kane and lynch have sex with each other.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Quite the opposite Timewarp. Kotaku reported that this scene is set up by a situation where K and L almost get raped, but then manage to escape. Apparently the entire level you play them butt naked and fleeing. LOL, Im looking forward to this game.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:40 AM
never played the first and I doubt I’ll play the second.
November 9th, 2009 at 12:38 PM
that video has so many checks in the yes column
November 9th, 2009 at 12:48 PM
they almost get rapped? Who would want to rape kane and lynch? Extremely desprate gay people proberly…..
November 9th, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Says a lot about you, squaretriangle.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
he want so play a game where you running around butt naked and that’s strange? It sounds hilarious, i’m looking forward to the UK newspaper the daily mail and their response to kane and lynch 2 “HOMOSEXUAUL VIDEO GAME HITS UK RETAIL STORES” if your confused it’s becasue the daily mail are homophobic, they allowed a headline basically saying that a gay member of a boy band died becasue he was gay.
November 9th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
I love people that are so insecure with themselves that they won’t PLAY a game because of something like this. What wastes.
Too bad i heard such awful things about the first, or i might consider this.
November 9th, 2009 at 6:01 PM
i get scared about people who play a game JUST for this! Weird…..i hope it dosen’t go the same way as the first K&L as let’s be honest it was terriable.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
The first game was way underrated. And if you don’t think this is funny, Kwietstorm, there’s something wrong with you. Most of the people that despised the original are dolts. It had a great story, actually ok controls, and the multiplayer was very original, if quite brief. Remember this is from the same people that made the Hitman series.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 PM
@John: Yep timewarp and kwiet are probably too young to be playing this game when their first reaction is “omg gay!!” I assumed it is about violence, and getting revenge on K and L, not sex but using objects to torture them. If you played the first game you’d know they have a ton of ruthless, twisted enemies going after them.
@timewarp: You fairy. If this scares you off, I suggest you never watch Pulp Fiction (one of the most acclaimed movies of all time). It’s got tons of dark comedy like this, it’s definitely not for children.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:14 PM
I’m 27 years old, clown, and you all got butthurt by the little joke. Something us wrong with ne because u dont find thus funny? Doesn’t even make sense. Sounds like I’m not the insecure one if you didn’t see my own humor. The first game was lackluster anyway, and the controls were terrible. A couple naked men running around isn’t going to interest me in a sequel.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:14 PM
“Something us wrong with ne because u dont find thus funny?”
English as a second language? And yes.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:50 AM
@squaretriangle – what the hell game were you playing? The first game SUCKED! The controls blew total ass (which it looks like the sequel is already set up for more ass blowing, heh), the story was lame, and the voice acting was spotty, at best. Really it was the control scheme that did it in… if they fix that, which shouldn’t be too hard, they might have something half decent here. Besides that though, there really wasn’t anything special there to begin with.