Comments on: Kane + Lynch + Dog + Asian Restaurant = Viral

By: BigWoopMagazine

BigWoopMagazine — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:50:07 +0000

@squaretriangle – what the hell game were you playing? The first game SUCKED! The controls blew total ass (which it looks like the sequel is already set up for more ass blowing, heh), the story was lame, and the voice acting was spotty, at best. Really it was the control scheme that did it in… if they fix that, which shouldn’t be too hard, they might have something half decent here. Besides that though, there really wasn’t anything special there to begin with.

By: squaretriangleox

squaretriangleox — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:14:26 +0000

“Something us wrong with ne because u dont find thus funny?”

English as a second language? And yes.

By: KwietStorm

KwietStorm — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:14:41 +0000

I’m 27 years old, clown, and you all got butthurt by the little joke. Something us wrong with ne because u dont find thus funny? Doesn’t even make sense. Sounds like I’m not the insecure one if you didn’t see my own humor. The first game was lackluster anyway, and the controls were terrible. A couple naked men running around isn’t going to interest me in a sequel.

By: squaretriangleox

squaretriangleox — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:23:38 +0000

@John: Yep timewarp and kwiet are probably too young to be playing this game when their first reaction is “omg gay!!” I assumed it is about violence, and getting revenge on K and L, not sex but using objects to torture them. If you played the first game you’d know they have a ton of ruthless, twisted enemies going after them.

@timewarp: You fairy. If this scares you off, I suggest you never watch Pulp Fiction (one of the most acclaimed movies of all time). It’s got tons of dark comedy like this, it’s definitely not for children.

By: squaretriangleox

squaretriangleox — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:16:11 +0000

The first game was way underrated. And if you don’t think this is funny, Kwietstorm, there’s something wrong with you. Most of the people that despised the original are dolts. It had a great story, actually ok controls, and the multiplayer was very original, if quite brief. Remember this is from the same people that made the Hitman series.

By: Timewarp

Timewarp — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:01:50 +0000

i get scared about people who play a game JUST for this! Weird…..i hope it dosen’t go the same way as the first K&L as let’s be honest it was terriable.

By: joinsideke

joinsideke — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:45:06 +0000

I love people that are so insecure with themselves that they won’t PLAY a game because of something like this. What wastes.

Too bad i heard such awful things about the first, or i might consider this.

By: Timewarp

Timewarp — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:36:10 +0000

he want so play a game where you running around butt naked and that’s strange? It sounds hilarious, i’m looking forward to the UK newspaper the daily mail and their response to kane and lynch 2 “HOMOSEXUAUL VIDEO GAME HITS UK RETAIL STORES” if your confused it’s becasue the daily mail are homophobic, they allowed a headline basically saying that a gay member of a boy band died becasue he was gay.

By: KwietStorm

KwietStorm — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:33:45 +0000

Says a lot about you, squaretriangle.

By: Timewarp

Timewarp — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:48:49 +0000

they almost get rapped? Who would want to rape kane and lynch? Extremely desprate gay people proberly…..

By: SolidCake_

SolidCake_ — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:38:15 +0000

that video has so many checks in the yes column

By: The Queef Sisters

The Queef Sisters — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:40:21 +0000

never played the first and I doubt I’ll play the second.

By: squaretriangleox

squaretriangleox — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:13:31 +0000

Quite the opposite Timewarp. Kotaku reported that this scene is set up by a situation where K and L almost get raped, but then manage to escape. Apparently the entire level you play them butt naked and fleeing. LOL, Im looking forward to this game.

By: Timewarp

Timewarp — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:17:31 +0000

Kane and lynch are in love with each other? It was so obvious now that you see it, hopefully there won’t be a hot coffee like patch where kane and lynch have sex with each other.