Pick Playboy’s Sexiest Bayonetta

01/12/2010 Written by Kishen Patel

Most of us are familiar with popular men’s lifestyle magazine, Playboy. Following the magazine’s growing interest in video game affairs (heck, they even have their own video game awards with such prestigious nominations as best jiggle-factor), the editors have introduced a contest that is guaranteed to be a news highlight for the week. Read on to find out what it is!

That’s right: in honor of the release of Bayonetta, Playboy publications is hosting a content which commands you, the reader, to choose the best real-life Bayonetta. Just remember that this is Playboy we’re talking about, so while there is no outright nudity, the official voting site for the contest does feature some scantily-clad ladies in skintight leather and therefore may not be completely safe for work or home.

Who did you vote for? Post in the comments below.






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13 Responses to “Pick Playboy’s Sexiest Bayonetta”

  1. Graey says:

    Hm,

    If I had to make a decision though all of the looked as if they had no clue what they were posing for…I would have to go with “Shannon” as she seemed the most at home in the costume and the pose.

  2. Timewarp says:

    I didn’t do it because it incorporates the idea that bayonetta is a porno

  3. PSstyle says:

    i dont know if any one agree weth me
    i see bayonetta have nothing to be sexy woman & she not hot she is like a fag woman

  4. @Timewarp – I fail to see the problem here. The game centers around “climatic action” with a witch who is clearly supposed to be sexy as hell, especially when she gets naked to fight her enemies. The only reason you don’t see her goodies was so that the game could be rated lower by the ESRB, leaving it open to a wider range of consumers for purchase.

    @PSstyle – I think her face is kinda ugly. Shes got a nice ass, considering its made out of rounded polygons and its covered in hair.

  5. while I agree that the devs made the character look and act sexy (in a librarian sort of way) I do not understand why we would vote on how hot a video game is. this just goes back to Tomb Raider 2 and all the chatter about how hot a pixelated character was and whether or not you could see her naked. just get a copy of playboy for Christ’s sake.

  6. Timewarp says:

    @bigwhoopmagazine

    you fail to see the problem with having a compeition where people vote on who can look the sexiest dressed up as a fictional character?! REALLY? LIke darkangel said all these people should just buy playboy if they want porn. Porn and games don’t mix. Mostly because the majority of the media just see it as a child’s past-time.

    Putting porn into games will just prove to them that the games industry is too imature to be taken seriously.

  7. SolidCake_ says:

    seems like harmless fun to me, I vote for Jill or Shannon.

  8. Yes. I absolutely fail to see the problem here. First off, the competition is IN PLAYBOY, with real people. So therefore, your argument of “just buy a playboy” is a little retarded, when the article here is concerning something appearing in playboy. Second, porn, like most other things reserved for adults, can be viewed in a mature manner. Many famous works of art are in fact porn. Playboy has always reserved itself as a “classier porn”, you never see women full out spreading, or doing anything hardcore, but more of a display of the woman’s beauty. Third, how will this make the games industry appear “immature”, when it occurs in other mainstream media all the time? Primarily movies (most recently, anyone watched The Watchmen? thats a bit of a softcore porn at one point), sex novels, even ads in the newspaper for phone sex. I fail to see an issue with having media that is directly aimed at adults, whether its associated with video games or anything else within our society. I didn’t hear anyone complaining when God of War showed some tits while explaining Krato’s misery, or in Heavy Rain when the girl is forced to strip. Why? They are games aimed at the mature market, heavy in violence and adult drama, with mature themes. While Bayonetta doesn’t seem so serious as some others, it is still aimed at mature gamers, and should be treated as such. Why not have some fun along the way? I’m just really sick of the attitude that “its a video game, so its automatically for kids”. Its BS, and you know it.

  9. shadowjin says:

    the voting ended a few days ago.

  10. @Timewarp
    It’s not like when we see this we started frothing at the mouth, while we fight through an incoherent mix of giggles and saying “boobies”, grow up.

  11. wtGp says:

    @Timewarp
    lol did u even play the game, it’s a little too late for that

  12. Silenus says:

    I have to admit that I voted for the original computer character. None of the girls from Playboy gave me the feeling that what they really wanted to be at that moment was Bayonetta. And if you can’t make me feel that then why are you there?

  13. Shannon for sure. I’d have my way with her ANYTIME!!

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