Humorous PS Move Warnings
You know something is bound to be a hit when the mass media is satirizing the product before it is even released. With a little over a month remaining before the PlayStation Move peripheral launches to the masses, both Sony and third-party outlets are going ahead and informing gamers of, not only what to buy or how to buy, but also how to use it. Of course, tech-savvy gamers have no need for an instruction manual but regardless of how well read the consumer is, there is something to learn for everybody in this special how-to.
In this satirical advisory banner by Kotaku, the editors are illustrating in a humorous manner of incorrect and correct techniques and methods to use the PS3 motion control device. Going as far as even adding fine print advising gamers to “please use the wooden stake or silver dagger accessory sleeves for the PlayStation Move controller when confronted by a dracula during game play”.
While the instructional banner is not exactly instruction, or even informative for that matter, it is sure to provide a good laugh for anyone regardless of whether or not they are planning to invest in the controller.
12 Responses to “Humorous PS Move Warnings”
ROFLMAO XDDDD
The Dracula thing is just EPIC!
CLASSIC
lol =P
balloon kids tears = lol
Why shouldn’t I hit Master Chief! I could easily hurt him with a Move controller, he gets killed by cones for crying out loud!
LMFAO i have to agree the DRACULA one is too damn funny, but the baby thing had me cracking up
I know why they discourage assassinating Master Chief.
Reason?
They would rather Master Chief know it was the PS Move that owned him.
xD
Yeah but that’s my point. Their telling us not to attack Master Chief with a PS Move controller. Maybe they have plans for Master Chief,
though they already have Cortona to tell them the location of Nintendo and Microsoft’s rebillion hideouts. Soon Mario and Master Chief shall join us at the Sony side!
@Timewarp
I think it is trying to say don’t hit Master Chief (good guy) but hit the Terminator (bad guy).
This is a riot!
I Love the crying kid.
I wonder how much the wooden stake attachment is going to cost? I’ll gladly pay whatever it takes to be protected from any draculas out there.
If you follow the 2nd one from top-left to right.. it is pretty hilarious!! The image of the baby flying out of the cart is just EPIC! and kinda u imagine a sound in ur mind that makes u crack in tears and laugh so hard ur belly hurts!! I cant stop looking at it! ahahaha