Jaffe Stars in His Own F***ing Twisted Metal Ad, Lets You Remotely Shoot a Real Truck
Most publishers would be scared to give the trouble-attracting Jaffe a podium to speak on, but not Sony. Like us, they love his potty mouthed craziness, and have indulged him with his very own Twisted Metal ad – that lets you remotely control a gun to shoot a real truck.
(Warning: As this is Jaffe, the following video and article contain swear words)
Watch as Jaffe unleashes a string of bullets into an icecream truck and swears like a trooper:
Fucking awesome right? What’s even more fucking fantastic is that you’ll be able to shoot the truck yourself in only 4 and a half days by signing up here. Fuck yeah!
Jaffe also revealed more details on Twitter:
And let’s be clear- it ain’t just bullets. They assure me there will be stuff that explodes and blows the hell up! Can’t wait!
Will you be signing the fuck up? Let us know in the comments below.
29 Responses to “Jaffe Stars in His Own F***ing Twisted Metal Ad, Lets You Remotely Shoot a Real Truck”
I already signed the fuck up. *Walks away with evil clown laugh just like Jaffe.
Dear lord… I’m speechless, with a grin…
FUCK YOU and all these god damned advertisements! I’m getting real fuckin sick of this shit! Before I can even see the PSLS homepage, i get redirected. When I get there finally I’m greeted with a FULL SCREEN ad. And now you shove another one down my throat when I click the trailer. FUCK YOU! I’m sick of this stupid shit.
I can’t tell if your trying to be funny or what… but just in case:
1. There is such a thing as an ad blocker. They work wonders.
2. The title said it was an ad.
3. How can anyone on earth not like the prospect of shooting or blowing things up without consequences…
Instead of flipping out, did you ever think to take screenshots and email the editors and staff here at PSLS? We don’t like ads as much as the next guy, but they’re a necessary evil. We have to pay our staff, you know, and bills and stuff.
Every once and a while, they get out of control, and it’s usually by mistake – ie: an ad unit misfiring. But if I can’t see it myself, I can’t do anything about it.
It’s happened before, and I stopped the culprit in literally minutes after it being reported. I want the users to have a good experience, and if something is preventing that, I will fix it as best I can. There are rare cases where my hands are tied. And in those cases, know that there’s a writer somewhere who is getting a paycheck, can pay their rent, feed their families, and keep bringing you content that you come here for.
PS – You know me well, and for a long time now. You couldn’t have just reached out to me?
Why should I have to be “that guy” who does your site’s quality assurance or the tester for ease of operations, especially if I’m not getting any money for it? But wait, there’s the catch, right? Bills, ads, paychecks, blah blah blah, I know how it works on that end. What’s every once in a while for you, Sev, because I get this ad trifecta about twice a week, that is, twice a week when there are enough articles posted. Don’t take this the wrong way, but maybe you ought to visit your own website more often. Some ad occurrences are more common than others. I let it go most times because I thought I was on a quality gaming site, that this kind of shit won’t be tolerated, and that it would get resolved. Yet, here I am, blasting away. How tough is it to weed out the assholes who do this? Get rid of them and replace their with another trusted sponsor’s ad who you know will follow the rules until you can get another new, RESPONSIBLE sponsor to fill the spot? Is that so complicated?
“Reach me out”? That’s a joke Sev. I used to know you. Don’t even get me started because I’m already rolling on the ground from that one. I WILL say that every time I read ANY of Moss’ articles that it’s like shitting in my cereal… Grammatical errors so bad that I spend more time trying to figure out what he’s TRYING to say and mentally correcting his writing so that it’s comprehensible, than I do actually reading the rest of his article because I end up saying to myself “what a FUCKING dunce!” and close the page. If this guy’s getting payed… wow.
Come, blast away. Everyone pick my shit apart to boost your pathetic egos, like Blkant up there. Waste you time and stroke yourselves while doing it. Make it good, too, because I’m not wasting another minute on this or any of you. I don’t need to defend the fact that there are too many ads on this, my once holiest of holies of gaming sites.
Hey now, my stuff is awesome /strokes self
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLhvh-8JU-g
Moss, why are you lying? Your stuff is epic. Epic ok? GET IT RIGHT! ^^
Haha, can’t argue with ya there
OldBloodAndGuts, really? Did you just write a long winded post about how Sebastian has grammatical errors and have more errors in your post than an epileptic monkey? Reading what you wrote gave me a headache. There were so many spelling mistakes and grammatical errors it isn’t even close to funny. How about you actually practice what you preach.
F%#K F%#K F%#K. Sounds like someone learned a new word in elementary school today. I suppose you scream at the TV when a commercial comes on too. This site requires money to operate, ads bring in money, deal with it. Or maybe you’d like to pay for the upkeep of the site yourself, then ads would no longer be needed.
Wow, all that went way over your head so I’ll really dumb it down, just for you. A) They don’t work wonders, B) An ad BEFORE an ad is overkill, and C) Are you fucking kidding me? Who’s protesting that? Both were rhetorical questions, meaning stay the fuck silent. Of course, though, you’ll have some comeback you think is witty but will utterly fail, so here’s a simple little preemptive ‘fuck you’ that even YOU should understand.
This is unnecessary. Who shit in your cereal this morning? Also, direct your anger at me, not the other PSLS members. Email me, we’ll talk this out.
‘shit in your cereal’ made me laugh. i reckon somebody pissed in the bath too. anyway nuts to 99% of ads im using ps3 browser broken but no ads lol
Amusing, seeing how MY last line WAS a rhetorical question, of which you failed to follow your own sense of rules for.
On top of this, NONE of your lines were questions, rhetorical or otherwise, as such your thought of a rule carried no relevance. You used nothing but plain and simple statements, none of those have any resemblance to a rhetorical question.
Lastly, they do work wonders, if you use the right one and don’t use a pos browser.
I’d use your statement that things went over your head here to mock you, but with what you’ve said you’d first have to prove you have a head.
But ad blockers are like pirating games except even worse
You’re costing us server usage plus reading our stuff while not seeing ads. We’d love no ads, but servers, E3 trips, competitions etc are all massively expensive
Nice, right on que… the both of them.
lmfao! Jaffe…
TWISTED METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who doesn’t pre-order Twisted Metal should be chained to the ice cream truck for this promo. I bet not many would shoot the truck!
I agree with your idea
David Jaffe. Swearwords. M249-SAW. YOU get to be part of it. > Ads. One can wait for an ad.
Can’t FUCKING wait for this FUCKING game!
The age verification system won’t let me enter text. I can’t watch Jaffe blow shit up! Waaaaaah!
Profanity riddled love for TM!
Waaaah!
I signed up but that doesn’t make me twisted….
the car has been modified to feel pain and suffering….just like the turrets in Portal
I guess I am twisted then cause that sounds awesome!
OMG THAT’S AWESOME but I somehow can’t get the feel that it will be shooting a real car :p