14: Stig Asmussen
He’s like a nerdy Kratos. May also be The Stig.
13: Randy Pitchford
Take it from me, he is always Randy. Some of what he does for you is Borderline amazing, but occasionally he does something alien, and you feel let down.
12: Hideo Kojima
Kojima is best known for creating pictures of food.
11: Joakim Mogren
A man of mystery, Joakim is one foxy gentleman with a mustache to die for. Loves to tease stuff, but might not have the metal to gear up for something solid.
10: Kazunori Yamauchi’s translator
If you like someone who just doesn’t care, Mr. Translator will be just who you are after. Favorite word is “whatever”.